jesus's penises
jesus's penises
Genres: metal, rock, punk, gospel, god
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About jesus's penises
In the beginning, God created man and he gave him a penis, but God himself had not a penis and grew jealous as he watched Adam plow Eve. Then a bunch of stuff happened. Something about knocking up a Jew-broad who then gave birth to the Son of God. The word became flesh and, because that flesh was Jewish, the flesh became circumsized. Several millenia later, through the divine mercy of his severed foreskin, four chosen souls were sent forth to proclaim the glory of his holy dong. And they are: Pope Cletus Speculum III (The Petafiles). Gynecologist turned televangelist turned first American Pope: Vocals, preaching the word of the lord. Father Peter McFeely (Hearse Shifter, Among The Decay). An old school priest who has never molested an altar boy, but has been known to bang a stripper or two: Guitar, composer of hymns. Sister Mary Buttplug (Noisy Meat, The Petafiles). The Mother Superior of the Sisters of the Sacred Taint: Drums, the heartbeat of the gods. Deacon Donkey Punch (Among The Decay, Burn 'Til Death). He has taken a vow of silence. That's all we know because the fucker won't talk: Bass, eternal mysteries. Annoyed by a surplus of crappy new music and inspired to inject a boring scene following with the seed of the Almighty, these four blessed disciples tracked the morning star along a path to enlightenment and salvation. They sought out with diligence to spread the good news of his Sacred Pecker. And so God spake and commandeth: "Ye shall call thy band Jesus's Penises! And ye shall preach the Gospel of his most blessed cock to all nations!" And so with rubbers in one hand and rosary beads in the other, and with a swamp donk full of our equipment, we set off to spread the love of Jesus's Penises all over the world's face. Bringing to you some of the greatest music your ears have ever had the privilege of being raped by. Enjoy, and Penis be with you......
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