Vidavox
Vidavox
Genres: check out later, post-rock, asciiecho
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About Vidavox
Little is known about this group of individuals known as the Vidavox. The facts that follow are only facts due to the writings, art, and memories that remain in some of the few people who were lucky enough (or unlucky) to have seen and/or heard Vidavox. Vidavox was formed in Miami Florida by Carlos Vega in 2002. A strange but wise individual, Carlos Vega lived his life tormented by the never-ending changes that went on in the universe around him. It has been documented that the brown skinned Vega once stayed in a Publix Supermarket from 8:30AM until 11:00PM baffled by the different types of toilet paper to choose from. He eventually left Publix empty handed and depressed but happy and satisfied. Vega, a relentless collector of wall paint color swatches (earth-tones were his favorite color scheme) loved music. But not "music" like Beethoven or Madonna or Guns'n'Roses or Etc. but more like the sound of wet rocks falling on a mound of stale Doritos that sit atop a rotting wooly mammoth carcass while the wind strangely whistles through it 's festering ribcage. With this passion for sound (and coffe and cigarettes) he decided to start a musical group that would capture his insane idea of sound and turn it into ROCK. Carlos's next door neighbor, Agatha McNuttbar, angrily recalls a special moment... " I remembuh dat'there boy (Carlos Vega) walking outside his ol' creepy ass house with nuttin' but a christmas bow covering his wang-noodle screamin into an empty milk carton" This was Vega, screaming for help. Jim Miller, a handsome blue-eyed fellow with locks of gold, happened to reside in a small appple tree near Carlos Vegas house'o' funk. Needless to say, he lived off the nourishment of the apples in the apple tree. Jim heard Vega's cry for help, and after a few apple sauce wrestling matches and the daily "beer'n'chicken" bribes, Jim opened his heart and became Carlos's good friend. A skillfull Tarzan-like character, Jim Miller likes different types of sand paper, foam board, adhesives, beer, chicken, and auto parts. When Jim Miller says "i do not hate you", it should be taken as a compliment. Jim Miller now resides in an actual house. Has found love with a female partner (kristen [last name unknown]), who has slowly taught Jim the following skills: bathing, nail clipping, butt-wiping, and the technical "hold-farts in bed" move. With Jim by his side, Carlos was ever closer to his dilusional dream of starting a some-what half-assed musical group. But he needed more... On the third of March 1977, an earthquake struck the town of Santiago, Chile. The earthquake, with it's relentless ferocious killing power, ended the lives of 20 individuals. These men were scientists, astronauts, cannibals, cowboys, and artists. As their souls and brains were squished together by the downward force of the falling rubble, and with some help from some weird magical powers, a new entity was born. Out of the blood and brains a new man stood. His real name, Xarloc Zoingles the 12th. But his friends know him as Chris Salazar. On a hot Tuesday night, Carlos Vega summoned lord Satanicles (not to be confused with Satan) and begged onto him a wish. With the typical sacrificial "media-noche" cuban sandwhich at hand, he wished for him to deliver a guitar player, skillful and handsome enough, to play Carlos's strange brain songs. As he opened his crying eyes he found himself crouching in front of a naked figure. Carlos's weeped at the sight of such a beautiful being. He knew that Chris Salazar was the right person for the job. Or at least this is what we think happened. The facts (if any) might have been altered to enhance the story. As awesome as Chris Salazar was, there was still something missing. Like a missing puzzle piece, which will complete the puzzle, which happens to show a very sexy nude woman, and the missing piece is her vagina. YOU GOTTA FIND THAT PIECE. In comes Arnaldo Gonzalez in to our Fairy Tale. Arnaldo, raised by water buffalo, born with a strange condition doctor's call "BigMan-itis", a condition which a person is born at the age of 80 and gradually becomes younger throughout his lifetime, loved to play with his piano his parents bought him at a store were water buffalo can buy pianos. At first Arnaldo G. and Carlos V. were mortal enemies. They disliked each other for odd reasons. Like the fact they both had penises. Or the fact they were both human. But when Carlos heard Arnaldo blowing on his butt-hole like an ass-flute, he knew Arnaldo would finish the puzzle. and be in the band too. A bond was formed that day. Arnold let Carlos blow on his ass-flute, and Carlos would shave his knees with a cheese grater. Finally Vidavox was complete. Arnaldo G. is now 52 years old, and looks forward to being a baby. Vidavox created music from 2002 - 2005. Released various EPs and one 11 track LP in 2005 titled Vidavox. Vidavox was deformed in 2005 due to Carlos Vega leaving to Michigan to persue a career in Mathematics. Guitarist Chris Salazar has since started an electronic experimental solo project titled Datamouth. to listen to some of his stuff click on the following link: http://www.last.fm/music/Datamouth
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