Texas Chainsaw Horns

Texas Chainsaw Horns

Genres: funk, jazz

About Texas Chainsaw Horns

Meet HI-OCTANE and the TEXAS CHAINSAW HORNS Jeff Watson (Vocals) · "If I have to tell you who this guy is, you need to get out more. He actually got high once with Big Bird from Sesame Street. Bet you can't wait to hire us now." Rena Ray (Vocals) · "A high-heeled hurricane. Enough said – Trust me." Scott Thorne (a.k.a. Big Daddy Love) (Bass) · "My absolute favorite bassist ever, best man at my wedding and, next to my wife, probably my best friend. Because Scott is the father of a new baby girl, my favorite thing about having Big Daddy in the band is that no matter what time I call, he’s always up." Mickey Way (Guitar) · Bobby Fagel (Drums) · "Basically, I answer the phones." Josh Howell (Congas/Percussion) · "Josh comes to us from the Left Coast, where he once worked as a tofu taste-tester. Formerly with Pegasus and Force of Habit, he now spends most of his time in NFL stadiums and casinos. Donnie Walton (Hammond Organ) · "Mr. Walton came to us after losing his job as a male nurse. His girlfriend Liza is a hottie so we let him come to gigs. Donnie is featured exclusively on Hammond Organs, vocals, and disparaging remarks towards upper management." THE HORNS Steve (Baywatch) Ticknor (Baritone Sax) · "What is it about Bowie, MD? First Kathy C. Gifford and now Steve B. Ticknor. Tony Murtha (Trumpet) · "Presently the staff arranger for the U.S. Army Band in Washington, D.C., Tony grew up in Pittsburgh PA. Kenneth (SuperKen) McGee (Trumpet) · "Formerly lead trumpeter with the NYC Jazz Knights, we're very pleased to have SuperKen topping everything off for the Texas Chainsaw Horns. Eli "Run For The Border" Gonzalez (Tenor Sax) · "Our newest and shortest member, Eli hails from Rio Grande City, Texas - basically about $500 and a fence jump from Mexico. His claim to fame is that in high school he played BRIEFLY in Ray Charles' band until one of his solos was so out of tune it actually gave Ray sight back in one of his eyes for about eight minutes... Just long enough for Ray to find Eli, smack the white out of him and send him back to bussing tables. Ole!" Antonio (Cannonball) Orta (Tenor Sax) · "Mr. Orta comes to us from Puerto Rico where he's known as the poor man's Ricky Martin. Antonio has played with many famous jazz guys and some percussionists whose names I can't even begin to pronounce.

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