Swamp Squat
Swamp Squat
Genres: punk, metal, Indiana, thrash, Rectal Explosion
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Scott Strapp-on: Lead Screamz Gnarl ThrashT: Lick Technician Gunkie Undiez: Gunkie Undiez Eatin' Roidz: Jug Analysis Lyrics: 1. Log Ride - Welcome children, to the Log Ride! Prepare for the most ab-turd....I mean, absurd ride of your life!!! Now we will defart....I mean, depart on our journey!!!! Enjoy the flush....I mean, RUSH!! HAHAHAHAHAHA 2. Breasticide - You've got pests on your breasts, I don't wanna touch those tits When the milk comes out it looks like rotten grits If the skin is peeling (SHIT) Flesh is decomposing (TOO LATE) Too late for any remedy You go to the nurse, to get this shit reversed But she looks at you and says "NO WAY!!!!" We're gonna need a dose of breasticide Acid shit that coats your tits and makes them fucking fry Retrieve the note, fill the prescription Undress yourself, read the description "Beware of the side effects, but you're better off dead than with rotten breasts" So, this is the decision that the bitch has to make Should she keep her rotten tits or seal her fucking fate Looking in the mirror, doesn't like what she sees Who would wanna look at tits covered in fleas? Opening the bottle, the toxic substance reeks The deadly stench fills the air, liquid starts to leak Without hesitation, she chugs the deadly mess 'Cause what's a girl worth if she doesn't have breasts? 3. Massivkrap - One time, when I was young I got a guitar My parents bought it for me in the hopes that I'd become a star I fuckin' grabbed the axe and took it everywhere Made an appearance with my overgroomed hair When I look in the mirror, all that I see Is a fuckin hot dude lookin' back at me With muscles bulging from every inch of my bod Without a doubt, I've become my own fucking god I listened to a band that called themselves Black Metal I heard the synth, saw the dudes decked out in corpse paint Don't give a fuck about true, raw emotion Just wanna play this shit to get fuckin' laid GIRLS SUCK MY DICK WHILE I PRACTICE MY SHRED No one can ever reach my level I'm Jameson, bitch, and I'm the devil My ego couldn't get, any more inflated According to a contest, I'm fucking top-rated GIRLS SUCK MY DICK WHILE I PRACTICE MY SHRED 4. Global Porning - TITZ ON THE T.V.!!!! And I don't care, everyone's aware that I'm jacking off without a care I'm not scared when my parents are in the other room, watchin' those titz go boom My grandparents will be fapping in the tomb The world is dying, our brains are frying, there's no denying Porn's taking over, I can't stay sober, my mind is a blur With all this access to breasts and asses, our world collapses I solemnly swear, I'm not aware we're experiencing global... poooOOOOOOORNNNIIIIIINNNGG!!!!!! In a world devoid of progress Where porn spreads from the south to the midwest I will put aside my goals in life Because I fuckin' wanna look at some breasts THIS IS NOT DYSTOPIA, THIS IS A EUPHORIA THIS IS NOT DYSTOPIA, THIS IS A EUPHORIA Now that porn has taken over, I'm not afraid You will find me in my room jacking without aid Put your face under my desk, you will all get sprayed With no care my dick is out, everything's displayed Through my sperm you will wade The world is dying, our brains are frying, there's no denying Porn's taking over, I can't stay sober, my mind is a blur With all this access to breasts and asses, our world collapses I solemnly swear, I'm not aware we're experiencing global... poooOOOOOOORNNNIIIIIINNNGG!!!!!! 5. I Thrashed So Hard I Ripped Off A Nard - I THRASHED SO HARD I RIPPED OFF A NARD GO! In the pit, feelin tits Fuckin love those boobs My mating ritual ain't for all the dudez Thrashing hard in the middle of the crowd Thrash so hard I look like I have downs GO On the ground my nard lays in a pool of blood Guess that tonight, I won't be able to nut I tried to grab her titties but she grabbed my nards instead Burzum is the best and now you're all dead "Please not my nutz!" "FUCK YOU" 6. Tok-siq Mom-it - Tok-siq Mom-it covered in slime From head to toe She vomits on your face just to watch the sludge flow Oozing on your homework It's now an incomplete She throws you to the ground just to shave her feet Raging through the house All she wants to do Is kick your ass like Gnarl Thrasht and fuckin' torture you She's taking your allowance To fund her master plan She takes the cash to change her sex and turn into a man Hiding in the closet You're starting to freak out She bashes down the door and pulls you out Into the bathroom You have to clean the toilet The only problem is that she just took a huge shit UH! Tok-siq Mom-it covered in slime From head to toe She vomits on your face just to watch the sludge flow (x2) VOMITS JUST TO WATCH THE SLUDGE FLOW 7. Virulent Taco - A rancid rotten taco oozing, chilling on the ground Dead rats and cats surround it, make a putrid mound Savage wolves close in for food, eating from the pile Suffocation takes its toll while they choke on their bile This virulent taco killing everyone who dares The meat is slush it starts to gush, cooked less than medium rare A man is next to take his turn, it scorches off his dick Because this fuckin taco belongs to a CHICK!!!!!! Singing off her foes' wangs with one-second bangs This woman with an acid vag seems fuckin' strange Seducing men she strokes their pens she takes them to her house They wanna sex this bangin bitch until their in her blouse The smell of her tuna...MAKE YOU WANNA CRY!!!!! The taste of her relish....MAKE YOU FUKKIN DIE!!!!! There's no hope for this fool covered in drool He lets this bitch with tainted tits treat him like a mule She pins him down to the ground, going to start a ride Nearly stunned he grabs a gun which aids his suicide TOXIC TACO THRASH!!!! 8. Winter Wonder Wastleand - The kids are ready to go outside Not knowing that they will die Charging out to play in the show What a gnarly way that they will go Toying with their snowmen, the missiles on their way They won't finish them, heh, what a shame... Frosty with a frowny face, what a funny sight The radiation levels will reach a new height Atomic shit is falling everywhere from the sky The pleasant playing children won't know that they will die Winter wonder wasteland, coming from above The pure white snow will soon be coated in blood Winter wonder wasteland Atomic shit is falling everywhere from the sky The pleasant playing children won't know that they will die Winter wonder wasteland, coming from above The pure white snow will soon be coated in blood Missiles drop and parents scream, children fry Right before their very eyes, toddlers fry The toasty tots rise from the frozen bloodied ground They've become the undead, except they all have downs Winter wonder wasteland 9. God of the Swamp - Rim jobs in demand the people wanna know How it feels to tounge that bush, lick it really slow Hundred dollar ticket to experience the show Non-refundable, you find out that he didn't mow RIM JOB GO RIM JOB Sucked in, your face is his Your mouth, around his hole His hairs, are coming loose Reach out, for the noose Sucked in, your face is his Your mouth, around his hole His hairs, are coming loose Put your neck into the noose Put your neck into the noose Rim jobs in demand the people wanna know How it feels to tounge that bush, lick it really slow Hundred dollar ticket to experience the show Non-refundable, you find out that he didn't mow Your face is sucked in deeper, fuckin smells like a troll You open your eyes to see a lonesome giant mole You try to scream for help but there is nothing you can do Dying slowly, rim job is the last thing that you'll do RIMJOBRIMJOBRIMJOBRIMJOBRIMJOBRIMJOBRIMJOB 10. Nuclear Whorehead - She likes it best between her breasts She'll take it anyway Her want for lust shows off her bust And she blows guys all day Her breast exposed, her buttcrack shows It's all put on display But don't get in her pants or else you might just pass away Her. Warts. Explode like an acid-coated whale Her. Stench. You better not fuckin inhale Dis. Ease. Running rampant in her netherworld Bombs. Drop like the warts of this fuckin smelly girl She's open for business and she's starting to freak out Everyone is hearing of her thing that smells like trout No guy will touch her, not even Eric Stout Throughout all the halls, the kids hear the trashy shout Her. Warts. Explode like an acid-coated whale Her. Stench. You better not fuckin inhale Dis. Ease. Running rampant in her netherworld Bombs. Drop like the warts of this fuckin smelly girl She was a nude-clear whorehead, ah-ha-ha-ha-ha NUDE. CLEAR. WHORE. HEEEAAAAD. NUDE. CLEAR. WHORE. HEEEAAAAD. NUDE. (She likes it best between her breasts) CLEAR. (But she'll take it anyway) WHORE. (She lusts, shows off her bust) HEEEAAAAD. (And she blows guys all day) 11. Swamp Squat - Nording around, in a fuckin' swamp Feeling a load in your ass The pressure is building But you can't hold it in Swamp squat, just let that shit pass! SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT Your shit turns into a swamp monster!!!! OH!!!!! SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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