Ryan Caira
About Ryan Caira
Ryan Caira is the product of a genetic experiment involving Belgian waffles, saber tooth tiger DNA, and liquid steel gone awry. In this attempt to create a syrup flavored, Wolverine style superhero, Caira ended up with normal human features and characteristics, aside from enlarged fangs and poison sacs inside his gums. These led to an incident on a Pacific Air flight, when Samuel L Jackson assumed he was a motherfucking snake half-breed on his motherfucking plane. The situation quickly got out of hand when Ryan went into Killzone mode and Samuel L drew his standard issue Avtomat Kalashnikova from his third year with the Clandestine Services in Afghanistan. Immediately afterwards, they noticed Zombie Jesus preparing to attack an innocent kitten. The two teamed up to destroy him and, although failing to save the kitten, have been inseparable since.
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