ESC Sylwix
ESC Sylwix
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About ESC Sylwix
ESC Sylwix is a business woman and Entrepreneur from Homosexuality Land, Poland. She married popular singer Jon Bellion in 2018 and they adopted 5 cats together. In her spare time, Sylwix enjoys riding bikes and sleep scrobbling. Sylwix is the creator of the Alternative Eurovision Song Contest, a contest which ruins the lives of innocent 14 year old's when their covers get rejected by Aleks F. Her noble comrade Bakoun stated "Fuck you Sylwia, you ruined people's lives". This was later printed on T-Shirts and sold as a campaign to remove Dictator Sylwix from her position of power, and calls for the Alternative Eurovision Song Contest to be owned by 7 Homosexual Dwarfs arose. Sylwix tragically died in 2020 when she found out what sex was.
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