Brothaman and the Dionsaurs

Brothaman and the Dionsaurs

About Brothaman and the Dionsaurs

In late 2001-2002-ish Daniel Akins and Jon Paul Vaerini learned how to use computer recording equipment and made immature sound files containing unfunny and embarrassing scenarios. In 2003, the aforementioned founders of Brothaman picked up a guitar and realized that they had musical talent. Some could even say that they were musically inclined. Jon Paul went on a 2 year long spiritual journey in the arts of bass and, later, surf guitar. Meanwhile, Daniel went under the wing of Satan and learned the art of death omg grind vomit gore guitar. In 2004, the pioneering band members realized that they are among musical gods, know how to use recording software pretty well, and should make a band. they started by making a myspace in which Daniel spelled the word "dinosaurs" wrong for the band name "Brothaman and the Dionsaurs". When asked why he spelled the word wrong when he is an immaculate musical god among mortals, he declared that "dionsaurs" is actually the right way to spell it, and that the "fucktard media has twisted the word". How right he was. Now, the world was finally ready for Brothaman. What followed was rigorus song writing and new additions to the band, like the musically untalented Andy Guy, and the PuNk RaWk Sam Stahl. On August 1st, 2005. 2:03 - 5:32 PM Brothaman visited the local fast food restaurant for nourishment and eventually is thrown out for castrating three patrons and verbally abusing a knight. they receive no straws in their carry-out bags. After this tribulation and media controversy, Brothaman is still going strong. Today, it is august 28th, 2005 and Brothaman has over 80 songs, a cassette, a full length CD and an EP. Rumors are spreading that there is another full length in production which will no doubt cause a space-time continuum and destroy reality as we know it. Brothaman's sound has been defined as many innovative and totally made up musical genres like "AcoustiCrust" and "Ed McMahon". although somewhat accurate, this doesn’t even begin to describe the chaos that is Brothaman and the Dionsaurs.

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