Bradley the Buyer
Bradley the Buyer
Genres: experimental, electronic, breakbeat
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About Bradley the Buyer
Release date Sometime, 2011 Genre Industrial, Psychedelic, Jazz, Breakbeat, Funk, IDM Members All music performed by Bradley the Buyer, additional guitar work by Agent Catface, Virtual Technical Support by Johan Ess. Hometown The Abyss of Hallucinations Record label Slurps Up Records About After touring extensively with such notables as "The Brown River Rodeo Experience" and "Hotdog King Randel of the Rubber Brain," their founding member has decided to try his hand at a new genre... Description This project began as the soundtrack for an infomercial on auto-erotic asphyxiation... Biography Bradley the buyer was raised by feral wolves in Idaho. Tragedy struck when, in 2007, Bradley became severely dependent on methamphetamines, the drug of choice for the locals (being situated geographically a matter of minutes from where the Federal Government had their shoot out with local militia men on a spot called "Ruby Ridge".) Having kicked the habit, Bradley moved on to discovering religion and quickly converted to the Church of the Subgenius, having said that he felt it gave him the sense of purpose his life had always lacked. Shortly thereafter, Bradley began his first excursions into audio experimentation, farting into microphones and heavily processing them through tape delays, distortion, and syncing them with glitchy, digital drum beats. This produced some of the most interesting and avant garde scene music to never be heard, since Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music". Soon after this, Bradley became close friends with a disheveled homeless guy near a dumpster behind Dunkin Donuts. He insisted that Bradley refer to him exclusively as "AGENT CATFACE", and thus the most musically fruitful collaboration since Lennon and McCartney was born. Bradley the Buyer resides in the basement. He is malnourished and addicted to benzodiazepines. He spends long hours obsessively staring into computer screens. He is expecting the release of his first full length LP sometime this year, so let's just play along. Current Location Neti, Neti General manager Mr. Jolly Artists we also like That bloke who mounted a urinal on the wall. Influences Postmodernism, Nausea. Band interests Inhaling the gas at the bottom of the whipped cream cans. Website http://bradleythebuyer.bandcamp.com Booking agent Sheena Asshair Jr.
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