looongboy
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About looongboy
Back in 1865 looongboy was riding on his penny farthing when he saw a kid sat on the street corner crying. He approached the kid and said "tell us what happened lad". The kid said that his girlfriend had fucked another guy and he was upset about it. Looongboy then said "keep your head up king and stay strong. W*men are trash bro all my (n word plural) hate w*men". As he stepped back on to his penny farthing he turned back around to the kid and said "and never forget lad, he who does not cuck shall be cucked" and the kid has lived by those words up until the present day. That kid grew up to be URSXNLY
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