Collumau
About Collumau
Collumau is a Southern White-cheeked Gibbon from Bristol, England. Born son to a Goose as big as a shed, Collumau was never invited to the other kids parties because of his freakishly hairy bottle smashing and generally knocking into things skills. Instead Collumau spent his childhood serenading an Ostridge at a local farm. it was the height of B.S.E. and unknown to Collumau this meant Delphine's fate was to end up as an alternative to a beef burger just 2 days after their first kiss. Broken hearted Collumau turned to Leonard Cohen, Neil young and Morrissey and currently stays at home making music and surfing dating sites for a companion with a similar Life.
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